you never pay a fee at an ATM

I’ve been to Europe

I’ve been to the US

My keyboard can easily be changed to Australian English

Australian English doesn’t exist

I can’t spell using American English

I also can’t spell using British English

I’ve never used an accent in my life

I can’t say more than five words at a time

I am unable to count beyond two because that is the amount of fingers I have on both hands

I simply cannot correct my own spelling

I can do no big words for not be leeve me

I maaseged my moo no bing bong band

Oboi is a real word

Levity is a matter of floating – as I cannot count a float.

Everything that is in a bag is the exact amount of what should be in a bag

Never read anything, it wasn’t meant for you.

I own a passport but I lost it in the mail.

Now it’s your turn.

Oh no, this is just the beginning.

No more things. You government never lies and you can save money at a bank if you put it in an account that wasn’t built in Switzerland, and also now you have to figure out what I said that was true, and what is false, and by the way, welcome to Austria. Everything is free, including me :)