Dear You,

You’re mum is my dad and I don’t care.

Love you,

A Cardigan.

Letter Two.

Dear furry creature who lies at the bottom of my bed on weekdays and when it’s hungry it yells.

You are the best frog ever.

Love Mog

Letter Three

Dear Hairy MaClary’s writer author, and etc, and the illustrator, who’s fab,

We all loved your stories and you are wonderful people who have excited children all over the world for decades and decades combined.

With love from your millions of fans all over the world (and me)

Letter Four (and the second last one for today)

Dear Humperdinck,

You are the best vacuum cleaner, and I am pretty sure if your owners could love you more, they would sing as well as you do, when given the opportunity. That’s a EUFY, and I wasn’t paid to do that.

Love, the owner (or one of them).

Letter Five,

She’s still slimmer than ever, and one of the funniest people I have ever known. Have a Sherry on me and don’t forget the coffee mug.

Love Her dad (all parents understand this, and so do their kids when they were small until they grew up and forgot and turned into woebegone people from Mars and several other heavenly planets, and really? Yep yep, that’s two, so there we go).